Carleton

A third-rate Canadian University in a third rate City (Ottawa).

A common joke about Carleton is that the "K" stands for "Quality".

Explanation: The hard "C" in "Carleton" sounds like a "K", which also sounds like the hard "Q" in "Quality", point being Carleton grads can't even spell.

Q: "Where did you go to University?"

A: "I didn't, I went to Carleton"

by CarletonGrad February 28, 2010