carladrian 

the most beautiful girl in the world with the biggest heart, head strong mindset, and sharpest wits.

Oh my gosh, is that Carladrian, I love her so much she’s so funny.

Carladrian, your so pretty.

carladrian by funnybunny242 November 22, 2021

Calabrian 

Person from Calabria, the southern-most region or the toe of Italy. People from Calabria typically have dark brown or black hair that is very thick, have fair to olive skin, and have green or brown eyes. Although these features or traits can be seen as stereotypes towards Calabrians and /or Sicilians and other southern Italians, they actually true in most cases. Such variations in complexion, hair color, and eye color are due to invasions, attacks, and settling of the Greeks, Arabs, Etruscans, Africans, and other tribes/peoples in southern Italy.

Joe: That kid Vincenzo's family is from Calabria and hes really hairy, but hes so pale! Shouldn't he be olive complected or have tan skin since he's Calabrian?

Lou: Not all Calabrians are darker skinned and hairy Lou. There were many invasions and settlings in Italy from light-skinned peoples and tribes, and dark-skinned peoples/tribes, which means different skin colors, eye colors, and just in general varied traits. Do some research pal. And by the way, that kid Cenzo looks Spanish in the summer he gets so tan.

Calabrian by SicilianoPaesano January 19, 2013

Carbarian 

A portmanteau of car + barbarian. Someone who clearly got their drivers license in a box of Cracker Jacks. These are people who behave like complete assholes behind the wheel and refuse to recognize the humanity of anyone who isn’t in a car, and frequently the other drivers on the road as well.

Typical traits of carbarians:
-Always driving at 20 mph above the speed limit, even in residential areas

-Removing the mufflers from their cars for no other reason than to make more noise
-Intentionally running over cyclists and pedestrians
-Voting against anything that would be convenient to anyone other than themselves and other carbarians, thereby turning their town into a mess of freeways, traffic jams, overpasses, and parking lots for shitty chain restaurants

-Having religious objections to using their turn signals

-Driving drunk or distracted

-Owning a low mileage car
-Having way too many political bumper stickers
-Honking at non-carbarians for doing the speed limit
-Hit and runs

Carbarian by Shepherd Guy April 24, 2022

Caralorian 

The ship between Cara Dune and Din Djarin in The Mandalorian.

I ship Caralorian.

Caralorian by anonymous June 13, 2022

Carlaviana 

Beautiful and complex

Carlaviana is a very pretty girl

Carlaviana by Very pretty and intelligent March 13, 2021

British Calabrian 

A resident or someone born in the Jane and Sheppard area of Toronto, Ontario, Canada also known as British Calabria.

Someone who is born in North America of Calabrian parents.

“Where do you live?”

“The Jane and Sheppard area.”

“So, you’re a British Calabrian.”

British Calabrian by RUFF RUFF July 17, 2022