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Shelldon Carius
Shelldon (Shelldon Carius, Shelldon "Dynamite" Carius) is the Protogen Gun Dealer in the TPS Roblox game, Merc Fleet.
Along with ANOTHER Gun Dealer coming soon to the game (as of now).
Along with ANOTHER Gun Dealer coming soon to the game (as of now).
Pervert: Damn, Shelldon Carius is such a bad bitch, i wanna fuck him.
Other Guy: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Other Guy: Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Shelldon Carius by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023
Ja'carius
Ja'carius is a very funny guy. Hes knows how to smooth talks the ladies and is good in bed. He likes to do pranks and is a ladies man. But never a simp.
Ja'carius by nick wilder November 20, 2023
Cariss
Cariss (pronounced Cār`-iss) n uncommon title, reserved for those women of the highest beauty, both inside and out. A Cariss is always one to lighten the room with her charm and wit. She will also always be the standard of elegence whereever her presence is known. You know you've met a Cariss when your heart races and you feel warm between the ears. You're always safe with a Cariss, and you can feel it when in her vicinity.
Cariss by the.king.;) October 10, 2014
Alex Caruso
THE FUCKING GOAT!!!! NO ARGUMENT HE DUNKED ON A LITERAL SNAKE!!!! COULD'VE DUNKED ON MICHEAL JORDAN EASILY!!!
Alex Caruso by Shaquoomp August 26, 2019
Carisse
Carisse is amazing,beautiful most trustworthy person you can meet very fun and smart
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
She knows how to party and have a good time
You’ll never meet anyone like a Carisse
She’s an absolute goddess
She gives the best advice
You would be absolutely lucky to have a Carisse as a girlfriend
Don’t ever loose a Carisse
Carisse is a bad bitch don’t upset her or she will put you in your place
Carisse stands up for what she believes in
A Carisse never lets down her friends
A Carisse will always be there or you through thick and thin
Carisse by wendyisnicedarling34 June 9, 2018
cock carousel
An idea perpetuated on manosphere blogs that women casually sleep around in their 20's with hot, non-commital player types.
Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.
Then, supposedly, when they hit their 30's and lose their looks, they realize they wasted their prime man-snagging years and become desperate to settle down, often with a boring, dependable flavor of guy they previously had no interest in.
Karen spent her late-twenties riding the cock carousel with a bunch of guys in bands that just wanted sex. Now she's 33, past her prime, and dating an accountant who's she's pressuring to have kids with.
cock carousel by CommanderFerret October 26, 2013
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