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Definitions by Hypurrelet

niko ne jebe 

nobody gives a shit.
niko ne jebe by Hypurrelet August 15, 2023

masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.
(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu
masturbating by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

FurryMate 

An absolutely atrocious site that looks like it came from the stone age (was released in early 2011), and also is a complete scam. Almost to no furry in the entire world uses this shit to find another furry date.
Just go outside and get a normal girlfriend you mutt.
Guy 1: Hey bro, great news!
Guy 2: *Sigh* What is it now?
Guy 1: I just found this AWESOME site called FurryMate, I also got a girlfriend on it!
Guy 2: You're not my friend anymore.
Guy 1: :<
FurryMate by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

opalim te golim 

as google translate says: "I'll shoot you naked" which is completely incorrect, google translate sucks ass at serbian.
guy 1: e!
guy 2: molim?
guy 1: opalim te golim!
guy 2: ma pusi mi bre kurac jebem ti mater ti jebem u picku lepu
guy 1: jebote smiri se brate
opalim te golim by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

masturbation 

when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.
(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu
masturbation by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

merc flet 

You misspelled it, buddy.
Just add another E to Fleet.
Guy 1: merc flet
Guy 2: You misspelled it, buddy, just add another E to Fleet.
merc flet by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023
The Furry version of the racial slur (Nigger).
Furry: *Ears perk up as i notice your bulge* OwO, whats dis?~~
Guy: Ew, back off you figger!
Furry: Awh man.. :<
Figger by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023