masturbating

when you beat the absolute living shit outta your meat package, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum", or "jizz" will rapidly start squirting and shooting out of your penis hole at 1000 miles an hour.

but if unleashing the hot sticky jizz from your fat, thick, juicy, and erect cock into the pussy/vagina of your female partner, it will result in the female becoming pregnant and having children.

also could be considered something that you do on a daily basis since you have no girlfriend to stick your cock inside of.

(masturbating)
guy: OMAGASH im boutta unleash my sticky hot jizz all over my bathroom walls from the excessive masturbation that i have currently done

(couple)
guy: im boutta jizz all over your face, bitch!
girl: oh yes daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

masturbation

when you beat the absolute living shit out of your meat package so fucking hard, that a liquid located inside of your ballsack called "semen", "cum" or "jizz", rapidly shoots out of your penis hole at 800 miles an hour.

it can also lead to your girlfriend becoming pregnant and having children if shooting out your hot sticky jizz while your erect, fat, thick, juicy cock is located inside of her vagina/pussy.

(alone (masturbating))
guy: omagash im boutta cum a large quan-titty of kids after this daily and excessive masturbation

(with partner)
guy: oh my gosh im gonna shoot my hot cum inside of your pussy!!!!!!!11111
girl: shoot it inside of me daddy uwu

by Hypurrelet August 14, 2023

among us

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person 1: wanna play among us
person 2: GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD
person 1: whar

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Hyper

me.

a complete and utter sack of shit, bastard, and desperate for pussy motherfucker that everyone hates.

Pedophile: Hyper is so hot i wanna fuck his tight furry ass so goddamn hard!!!
Guy: fak yorself u pedfile

Other Random Nigga: *walks in* glass of water --->>> \_/ (imagine that water is inside of it or smthing idk)

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

comically oversized divorce papers

when your wife hates you so fucking much

literally comically oversized divorce papers

guy: whats dis??
guy: oh, its just comically oversized divorce papers.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

Merc Fleet

(CHARACTERS IN THE GAME WILL MOST LIKELY GET MORE INFORMATION, MEANING THAT LATER ON THIS WILL BE OUTDATED!)

Merc Fleet is an extremely fast-paced TPS (Third Person Shooter), with a completely banger soundtrack, and is considered to be a Furry Game because of the 2 characters (so far), being Furries.

1. Shelldon Carius (Serial Unit HT-463):

The Gun Dealer that sells you guns, and is pretty talkative. Since he constantly blabs about random events in his life, facts (mostly things about him), or ideas for stuff.

2. Kassanda Gunness (Lady of the Court):

Nothing about her as of now.

Seriously though, Its a banger game, go try it out.

Guy 1: Merc Fleet is such a good game!
Guy 2: I know right?
Guy 1: I wanna fuck Shelldon's tight Protogen ass so badly!
Guy 2: Me too, bro, me too.

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023

thick creamy semen

liquid inside your ballsack or smthing idk im dumb asf

the place where billions of kids are located

Guy 1: OMG IM GONNA BUST OUT MY THICK CREAMY SEMEN!!!11 OMAGAAAAASH!!!11!!1
Guy 2: Kan i hav sum>>>>?/??

by Hypurrelet August 13, 2023