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Crucked

A portmanteau fusing of the words crazy and fucked. Crazy fucked.
This entire planet is crucked.
by pyrotelekineticsociopath May 19, 2016
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Crucked

To cry as one makes love (Fucks) his or her partner
He was so tight crucked as we made love
by Thinkovator 99 January 26, 2012
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Crucked It

Successfully fulfilling munchie needs
"I was so hungry earlier, but i crucked it"
by yanshbenck December 9, 2018
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Crucked up

Being drunk and high on maryjane and a mixture of other drugs. not fucked up but crucked up because its like a concoction of drug induced retardedness
"whatcha doin today" - friend
" LEZZZZ GET CRUCkeD UP!"
by sexyfrisson March 31, 2013
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cracked rear view

1. A driver who brags about never having had an accident, but has caused many behind him by never thinking situationally about his or her driving.
2. Someone who never pulls completely up to the intersection or the car in front, but rather lags a car length or more behind and stops short or creeps, forcing other drivers to miss lights, block intersections or clog turn lanes because they can't get into position.
3. A jerk who speeds up if you try to pass in the left or right lane but is content to ride beside or just in front of you, usually swerving and failing to maintain speed or lane position because they are preoccupied with their cell phone, makeup or other personal device.
See also volvo and pennsylvania race yankee
1.Buffy bragged of how her beemer slices thru traffic unaware that she's put 3 cars in the ditch since she never looks in the mirror, just another cracked rear view.
2. willis sat back 3 car lengths from the intersection forcing the ambulance to pass on the wrong side of the road, what a cracked rear view.
3. The asshole in the sportage caused me to miss my exit since he'd never let me pass and kept slowing down so I couldn't get to the right lane. The state trooper who pulled him probably sighted him for a cracked rear view.
by Stan West October 19, 2004
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cracked a rat

Letting loose a huge, slow, loud fart.
Omg did you hear kate? She totally cracked a rat while we were at the dinner table .
by kimk5 August 7, 2017
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Cruced

Popularized by The youtuber Nadexey: It means something is bad, terrible, or you are getting destroyed.
God damn Rat, Your hairline Cruced. Or you on a 50 game streak? i'm pullin up and you about to get your shit cruced.
by Zohle February 7, 2018
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