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A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.
Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!
Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009
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cacfuckti 

Illegal mexicans whom stick their peckers in cactus plants to get off while imigating to the US. Its the only thing moist in the desert.
QUE? Me CacFuckti!
cacfuckti by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011
A vehicle that is not a car or a truck or a van, a cross-over type such as the Ford Edge. I can't call it my car because it's not a car. I can't call it my truck because it's not a truck. It's something in-between a car and a truck. It's a Ca-ruck.
My caruck is in space 108 in the parking garage.
Caruck by azrhome September 12, 2011

Curfuckle 

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up
Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.
Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Catfucker 

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"
Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.
Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

carfucked 

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it
Dude, you are so carfucked!
carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Catfucker 

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.
Wow Adam is a total catfucker.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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