Carfuck

A clusterfuck of cars.. like when the traffic light turns red and there are 8 cars in the intersection, then the other light turns green so there are another set of cars trying to get into the intersection as well. Can also occur when an accident happens and a pile-up of cars in the accident and otherwise stop traffic, causing a Carfuck.

Oh man, we're trying to turn left but there's a huge Carfuck blocking our way!

Carfuck by Stizlikethis September 14, 2009

Words you can keep

cacfuckti

Illegal mexicans whom stick their peckers in cactus plants to get off while imigating to the US. Its the only thing moist in the desert.

QUE? Me CacFuckti!

cacfuckti by tpwhite49 November 28, 2011

Related Words

Carfuckulated • car fuck • car fucked • car fucker • car fuckbook • Car Fucking • Catfucker • curfuckle • carefuck • cafucks

Caruck

A vehicle that is not a car or a truck or a van, a cross-over type such as the Ford Edge. I can't call it my car because it's not a car. I can't call it my truck because it's not a truck. It's something in-between a car and a truck. It's a Ca-ruck.

My caruck is in space 108 in the parking garage.

Caruck by azrhome September 12, 2011

Curfuckle

A negative mix of emotions that happens when everything in your life is fucked up

Guy: What happened?
Girl: I don't know, I'm in such a state of curfuckle.

Curfuckle by Vidman2002 September 18, 2016

Catfucker

worse than just a "fucker," but more petty than a "motherfucker"

Did you see Bill O'Reilly's show last night?

No, I shun that catfucker.

Catfucker by The Spambulgler May 28, 2009

carfucked

when you car keeps breaking down on you and you keep investing money in trying to fix it

Dude, you are so carfucked!

carfucked by Molly Stong January 9, 2010

Catfucker

The guy who sends you feline porn and claims he made all of it.

Wow Adam is a total catfucker.

Catfucker by ChinaCatSunflower010 June 23, 2017

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Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

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board chow

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

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