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care gap n. in a feminist reality we must brief on the morest biggest hardest correctest care gap of the major sexes
a modern syndrome where digital partners are vastly surpassing real life friendship and especially in intimate partnerships supposed to be at least historically between a man in a woman. all dangerous gaps inspired by FanFan interviews from YouTube and stuff { gender faith gap, thigh gap, pay gap, feminist gap, free the nipple gap, minority lack of pro femenisim gap, men's safety gap, islamic women have extra clothing knowledge gap, all men probably have graped once gap, any love gap, LGBTQ+ knowledge gap, single by beyondsay rent gap, boyfriend purse gap, buy me more jewlery gap, men don't have feelings gap, prison limit gap, feminist men gap, love is temporary gap, poly-date gap, minority knowledge gap, grandma friendship ring gap, men-are-dogs gap funfun saying, *kid's safety gap }
mansplaining { gender dysphoria gap, big pharma gap, men's health gap, drug affliction gap, ^internet body art for profit gap, ^^ war sanity gap, GMO gap, chemical poisoning in our food gap, private surgery gap, grandma's racial feelings gap, ^^^breakdown of the family gap }
most of the modern relationships have at least 13% care gap due to flaming eye socket syndrome
thereso, suchas, since, s/t, hence; lady gapping statements > man gapping lady statements > man gap > care gap

I think really, to drill this home, someone...
TBC //tinyurl.com/funfun-caregapping
Yo 13/18 % of the Entourage cast were suffering from flaming eye socket syndrome so they all had divorces due to the insane care gap. Men assumed and feminist know intrinsically that with jobs husbands could sustain Only Fans and big happy smiling wives. Feminist movement one, no alcohol, perfect. Feminist movement two, free the nipple, perfect. Men perfect, women perfector. Feminism is next to Heaven.
care gap by sinrlifemattrs November 18, 2025
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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