I'm a cardiogram specialist.
by DraglousJam October 18, 2019
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It all started off as casual sex with the neighbor, but the next thing we knew it turned into a cardiorgasm.
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by manic Mike January 15, 2010
Get the cardiocranialrectalitis mug.Relating to the sound you make when you havent worked out in awhile. After the first 5 minutes, every sound you make is an "ooooh" or and "ahhhh"
Runner 1: Ahhhhh this feels fantastic
Runner 2: Ooooh ahhhhh ooooh
Runner 1: Dude you okay?
Runner 2: mmmmm ooooh yeahhhh ouch ahhhh
Runner 1: Oh I get it, you're having a total cardiogasm
Runner 2: Ooooh ahhhhh ooooh
Runner 1: Dude you okay?
Runner 2: mmmmm ooooh yeahhhh ouch ahhhh
Runner 1: Oh I get it, you're having a total cardiogasm
by HannahHorton December 23, 2008
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Get the Cardiogasm mug.CardioGrinchiness is a rare cardiovascular disorder characterized by an anomalous reduction in cardiac size, rendering the heart approximately twelve times smaller than typical physiological dimensions. This condition engenders compromised cardiac function, leading to diminished circulatory efficiency and inadequate oxygenation of bodily tissues. Symptoms may include fatigue, dyspnea, and reduced exercise tolerance, mirroring manifestations observed in congestive heart failure. CardioGrinchiness necessitates comprehensive medical evaluation and management to mitigate the risk of cardiovascular complications and optimize patient well-being.
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Doctor: "Mr./Ms. Patient's Name, I've carefully reviewed your test results, and I want to discuss some findings with you. It appears that you have a condition known as CardioGrinchiness. This is a rare cardiovascular disorder where your heart is significantly smaller than normal, about twelve times smaller to be precise."
Patient: "What does that mean, doctor?"
Doctor: "Well, having a smaller heart affects its ability to pump blood effectively throughout your body. As a result, you may experience symptoms such as fatigue, shortness of breath, and difficulty with physical activity."
Patient: "Is it serious? Can it be treated?"
Doctor: "It is a serious condition, but with proper management, we can help alleviate your symptoms and improve your quality of life. Treatment typically involves a combination of medications to support your heart function, such as mention specific medications here, which will help your heart pump more efficiently."
Patient: "Will I need surgery?"
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This conversation balances the delivery of the diagnosis with empathy, clear explanation, and assurance of support throughout the treatment process.
Doctor: "Mr./Ms. Patient's Name, I've carefully reviewed your test results, and I want to discuss some findings with you. It appears that you have a condition known as CardioGrinchiness. This is a rare cardiovascular disorder where your heart is significantly smaller than normal, about twelve times smaller to be precise."
Patient: "What does that mean, doctor?"
Doctor: "Well, having a smaller heart affects its ability to pump blood effectively throughout your body. As a result, you may experience symptoms such as fatigue, shortness of breath, and difficulty with physical activity."
Patient: "Is it serious? Can it be treated?"
Doctor: "It is a serious condition, but with proper management, we can help alleviate your symptoms and improve your quality of life. Treatment typically involves a combination of medications to support your heart function, such as mention specific medications here, which will help your heart pump more efficiently."
Patient: "Will I need surgery?"
MORE DIALOGUE
This conversation balances the delivery of the diagnosis with empathy, clear explanation, and assurance of support throughout the treatment process.
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