cardbag

a character from a show called camp kapzon

CardBag is my favorite character

by dotfouryou August 12, 2018

Senor Cardgage

Ultra cool dude with a wicked combover who smells like pea soup and likes to speak in catch phrases that are almost one word and not quite another.

Senor Cardgage, suspicously coming out of the bushes: "Oh, excardon me."

Homestar, passing by: "I don't know what that means . . . and you still smell like pea soup!"

by enormus October 10, 2006

Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman October 10, 2006

Cardage

To play card games such as Yu-Gi-Oh or WOW.

Lad 1: Wanna play Yu-Gi-Oh?
Lad 2: Yes, lets give it the Cardage.

by Sangajin March 10, 2008

carbage

(car+garbage)

an excessive amount of trash accumulated in one's motor vehicle.

"uh, you might want to get rid of all this carbage before you pick up your date tonight."

by madison7 August 11, 2006

carbageddon

1. The ingestion of so many carbohydrates that it might signify the end of the world.

2. Any place that primarily serves carbohydrates and would signify the end of any low-carb diet.

Bob took me to Panera Bread the other night...it was pure carbageddon.

Dude, you ate that whole plate of spaghetti AND the garlic bread AND that pie? I prophesize carbageddon for you, my friend.

by chasingariel September 10, 2011

Carrbage

A Carrbage is a member of the Female species, she is known for her outstanding laugh and red face. She is undoubtably ginger and ahs an ability to get on with any one. Do not be fooled how ever because a Carrbage when insulted, can swing back round and slap you in the face. She is loyal and loves everyone she can. She, to her close group of friends, is as open as a toilet; and Fangirls over any type of man she finds fit. She likes to eat and is like a big cuddly polerbear. And we all love her. <3

K- Hey, do you see that girl overthere?
J-Yer.
R-She's a Carrbage.

by Iampartofthecarrbageclan October 6, 2013