Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'

Cardamone by Cardamone August 19, 2008

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Cundragon

A mix between a cunt and a dragon, usually in reference to a woman. She is both distasteful in manner and appearance, and being around her for any period of time is horrifically unpleasant.

Question: "Ergh... has (name) inflicted herself on you yet tonight, or have you managed to avoid it?

Response: "Having to see that cundragon would ruin my life mate... so glad I haven't run into her yet. What a troll.

Cundragon by L1987 March 25, 2009

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crapdragon

hoarder; a being who hoards massive amounts of useless detritus.

That crapdragon of a grandmother of mine has amassed a houseful of consumer waste which lines her halls, fills her bedrooms and renders one unable to move through her house without stepping on piles of detritus.

crapdragon by crapdragon00 March 3, 2011

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cumdragon

1) a wordPNRZ/word that shoots out wordcrispy cream/word.

2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes cum.

3) a wordPNRZ/word that breathes fire.

"Wait... this semen is fried! You have a fucking cumdragon, you asshat!"

"I will slay the cumdragon whilst wearing my semen-proof armour."

"What the fuck dude, my VGNRZ will be sore because of your fucking cumdragon!"

cumdragon by AJ 187 August 6, 2003

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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