cardragon

When some one projectile cums into the exhaust pipe on a car and it shoots out while driving

Dude1:i just cummed into my car and it had a mad cardragon
Dude2:wtf

by Sexyshrekyboo March 30, 2022

CarDragon

Dragons having sex with a car ig?

Guy 1: Dude did you see CarDragon?
Guy 2: Omfg yeah I nutted to that shit!

by KYLEEEEELE March 30, 2022

Carnodragon

A cunt who steals sticks

This guy i nicknamed Carnodragon stole all my goddamn sticks!

by Cryolo October 27, 2017

Cardamone

Noun: A large and pungent turd or poo. Distinguishably black in colour due to a diet lacking in nutritional content and high in fat and sugar.

Worker 1: 'Hey mate, where are you going?'
Worker 2: 'I'm gonna do a Cardamone, I've eaten nothing but dumplings all week.'
Worker 1: 'So it's you who desecrates the toilets!'

Worker: 'I'm just heading out for a Cardamone.'
Boss: 'OK, make sure you put down just a half day on your timesheet.'

by Cardamone August 19, 2008

Cundragon

A mix between a cunt and a dragon, usually in reference to a woman. She is both distasteful in manner and appearance, and being around her for any period of time is horrifically unpleasant.

Question: "Ergh... has (name) inflicted herself on you yet tonight, or have you managed to avoid it?

Response: "Having to see that cundragon would ruin my life mate... so glad I haven't run into her yet. What a troll.

by L1987 March 25, 2009

crapdragon

hoarder; a being who hoards massive amounts of useless detritus.

That crapdragon of a grandmother of mine has amassed a houseful of consumer waste which lines her halls, fills her bedrooms and renders one unable to move through her house without stepping on piles of detritus.

by crapdragon00 March 3, 2011

cumdragon

1) a wordPNRZ/word that shoots out wordcrispy cream/word.

2) a dragon that, instead of breathing fire, breathes cum.

3) a wordPNRZ/word that breathes fire.

"Wait... this semen is fried! You have a fucking cumdragon, you asshat!"

"I will slay the cumdragon whilst wearing my semen-proof armour."

"What the fuck dude, my VGNRZ will be sore because of your fucking cumdragon!"

by AJ 187 August 6, 2003