2 definitions by The Real Thnikkaman

Thnikkaman

A cool guy that looks like Bubs but he wears shades and has a TH sign taped to his chest. He prances around accompanied by a chorus of funny voices that announce his arrival and departure. He likes distracting people and telling kids to shut up. Strong Bad thinks that a monument should be built for him, because of the things he does. Come to think of it, what exactly does he do? Who knows. But I'd like to see you stay on task when he shows up. I don't care what you're doing, no one can resist. If you ask him for some, he might give it to you.

*Here comes the Thnikkaman!!!*
Strong Bad: No way! Check it out, The Cheat, it's the Thnikkaman!!! Hey Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Hey, kid.
Strong Bad: Can we have some?
Thnikkaman: Yeah, ok.
Strong Bad: Thanks, Thnikkaman!!!
Thnikkaman: Yeah. Shut up, kid!!!
*There goes the Thnikkaman!!!*

by The Real Thnikkaman June 26, 2004

Senor Cardgage

An ugly, dumpy version of Strong Bad with a beer belly and a comb-over. Walks around with a grocery bag from Aldi which is full of unknown contents, save for a melty candy bar which he chews on very loudly while standing too close to you in line. Has a tendency to say things that are not quite one thing, and not quite another. See below for example. He is believed to smell like Pea Soup. Also, he lives behind a bush and pops out as you walk by. He's so cool, you don't even know he's cool. Recently opened a Mortgage service.

1:
Senor Cardgage (popping out of bush): Oh, excardon me!
Homestar Runner: ... (singing) I dunno what that means! And you still smell like Pea Soup!!!

2:
Senor Cardgage: I have to be going, Ethel. I have some important lines to stand in.
Strong Bad: Will I ever see you again?
Senor Cardgage: Excrobably not.

by The Real Thnikkaman July 22, 2004