card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.

"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."

by Jiminy C July 7, 2007

Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.

"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"

by Gradual Discomfort December 1, 2016

to put one's card on the table

To be honest about your feelings and intentions

I thought it was time to put one's card on the table.

by Coolest of All May 11, 2017

Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.

Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...

by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010

Green Cardable

Mostly targeted to people not born in USA. But want to move here and avoid the most stupid visum application system in the world. Orginating from fuckable to Green Cardable hence somone you can imagine marrying just to get a green card.

Wow i think those girls are americans! Wow she is really Green Cardable!

by Morphiuz August 18, 2022