card table

A sexual act involving two men playing cards on a woman's back whilst pummeling her from both ends.
"You fancy getting your wife involved in our little game this weekend. We'll use her as the card table again."
by Jiminy C July 07, 2007
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Card tabled

When a woman is on her knees being penetrated from behind while performing oral sex on a man in front of her such that her back is a nice, flat surface on which the two men can play cards.
Steve and I card tabled Suzy last night and played stud poker on her back until we both nutted...
by TruDat94109 June 24, 2010
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Carolina Card Table

A card table from one of the Carolina's within the United States of America.
"I just got a card table from Carolina! A Carolina Card Table!"
by Gradual Discomfort December 01, 2016
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