carbona 

"Carbona" Noun: A household cleaning agent popularized by the Ramones that it can be used for huffing in the song "Carbona Not Glue". Huffing is the reason many people are so stupid. Dont Huff. The company sued the Ramones for use of their name, ironically they are now a very small company and almost totally obsolete.

"I ran out of carbona and mom threw out the spraypaint"

carbona by Greeen May 11, 2006

Carbona Not Glue 

A song that caused my name on this site, dude.

Carbona not glue, 1,2,3,4

Carbona Not Glue by Carbona Ramone April 21, 2021

Fecal Carbonation

The feeling caused by holding in a fart, that results in the poop being carbonated with the unpassed gas. The resulting poop is bubbly and airy, and often painful to excrete.

Man, I've been holding in so many farts that I'm getting fecal carbonation!

My asshole just got torn apart by my shit's fecal carbonation.

Fecal Carbonation by theaman97 November 25, 2013

Carbondale Cougar 

A 30+ year old female of the Carbondale Area noted for overly tanned skin, whose recently crumbled long-term relationship has caused extreme whorish behavior, including banging their employees, getting people they have banged jobs with them, and generally acting like a typical bar fly slut. They also have an insatiable craving for Carbondale Clam Chowder.

Watercooler discussion at work:

Dude 1: "Yo, did you see how slutty Sally's dressed today?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I mean, what the fuck is her deal anymore? She totally went fuck-crazy after she got power-dumped by that crack dealer she was shacked up with."
Dude 1: "Oh hell yeah. I'm gonna take her out for a drink after work. I'm gonna give that Carbondale Cougar the old Scranton Snowplow."

Carbondale Cougar by Ass Reaper January 9, 2009

Carbon Credits 

A SCHEME and a SCAM.

A SCHEME by the rich to continue their polluting guilt free, while the poor will have to make sacrifices for the environment so the rich can continue to pollute.

A SCAM because there is no independent auditing/verification the scheme is helping the environment.

Anyone can sell carbon credits, but how can it be verified they performed the promised tasks? How much was actually spent on reducing carbon emmisions?

Screw the environment, I'm gonna carbon credit my way to becoming a billionaire!

Carbon Credits by Eddy August 5, 2007

Carbon Tetrachloride 

Carbon Tetrachloride is a toxic but very useful solvent used in brominating thiophene to 2-Bromothiophene using bromine. Carbon Tetrachloride is synthesized by adding chlorine to chloroform and iron powder. Carbon Tetrachloride is toxic to the kidneys and liver.
Properties
Chemical formula
CCl4
Molar mass
153.81 g/mol
Appearance
Colourless liquid
Odor
Sweet, chloroform-like odor
Density
1.5867 g/cm^3 (liquid)
1.831 g/cm^3 at −186 °C (solid)
1.809 g/cm^3 at −80 °C (solid)
Melting point
−22.92 °C (−9.26 °F; 250.23 K)
Boiling point
76.72 °C (170.10 °F; 349.87 K)
Solubility in water
0.097 g/100 mL (0 °C)
0.081 g/100 mL (25 °C)
Solubility
Soluble in alcohol, ether, chloroform, benzene, naphtha, CS2, formic acid

I brominated thiophene to 2-Bromothiophene with bromine in Carbon Tetrachloride.

Carbon Tetrachloride by CognitiveFuel January 31, 2023

Carbonite Filter 

Carbon/carbonite filters are used for all sorts of purification. Lately, carbonite filters have been used on bongs. The smoke goes through the carbonite rock, removing carcinogens and other toxins, but not removing the THC. This means you won't cough as much. Regular carbon filters are replaced, while the built in Carbonite brand ones can be cleaned and maintained. It doesn't magically make more THC in your smoke, like the other definition suggests.

Stoner 1: Dude, I love this carbonite filter. It's better than my old ROOR ash catcher!
Stoner 2: Yeah man, just keep it clean.

Carbonite Filter by glass420lover May 7, 2011