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caranolia 

a state of mind reflected by the words corona and paranoia causing a person to live under panic or else un-aware state of mind
Oh i just went for a walk, the streets were empty so i waved all the caranolia people to their windows
caranolia by yournumber1admioror March 28, 2020
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The dried up food crumbs, dirt and boogers commonly found between seat creases and console crevices in automobiles. Collectively referred to as "carnola."
When the soccer mom retrieved her cell phone from underneathe the mini-van passenger seat, it was covered covered in carnola.
Carnola by Ridgmar April 7, 2011

carajoland 

An area way way way deep in the Bronx that is not easy to reach.
Paul lives where? That's all the way the hell in Carajoland!
carajoland by IronCharManda May 9, 2010
When you fart and burp at the same time
That bean burrito made me cranola
cranola by Camstatis October 20, 2015

Caranoing 

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.
Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!
Caranoing by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Caranoia 

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.
Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.
Caranoia by SchwagMd May 22, 2011
A semiprecious stone often used in jewelry. Ranges in colors from yellow to yellow-red and shades of brown.
Did you see that honking carnelian necklace that she had on? Yes, it looked like it could stop a bullet!
carnelian by thatshit December 9, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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