Caranoia

The constant fear that your crappy car is going to break down again and leave you stranded.

Greg lives in a state of caranoia. He won't drive anywhere because he's afraid his car is going to break down again.

by SchwagMd May 22, 2011

Caranoing

For an older man to look at a young girl with sexual desire.

Drew: Hey Mike, are you caranoing?
Mike: Hells yeah.
Drew: YOU COULD LITERALLY HAVE GRANDCHILDREN HER AGE!!!

by QuotingAD May 8, 2014

Caranialrectumitus

Medical condition wherein one's head is up one's ass.

After Dave backed the car into another parked auto his passenger calmly noted, "You are obviously suffering from Caranialrectumitus today".

by John Morse May 12, 2006

caranoid

Paranoid but correct

She was completely caranoid about the fact that Jim was following her.

They were caranoid that their emails were being monitored at work.

by Chloeoc August 17, 2008

carinoia

The constant fear of ones vehicle breaking down.

"Yo dex! You hear that sound? I think it's my transmission!"

"Shut up and drive G, It's just your carinoia.

by EyEyRon September 14, 2017

caranolia

a state of mind reflected by the words corona and paranoia causing a person to live under panic or else un-aware state of mind

Oh i just went for a walk, the streets were empty so i waved all the caranolia people to their windows

by yournumber1admioror March 28, 2020

Coranoia

A state of fear and anxiety related to contracting Coronavirus.

She cancelled her trip because of a severe case of Coranoia. He was so Coranoid that he filled the house with toilet paper.

by Chypreo January 11, 2021