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Jacked Car Bomb

A potentially lethal cocktail of jack daniels and lighter fluid. Abreviated to JCB
Z: Yo man i need a Jacked Car Bomb up in here.

Bar tender: Is u crazy? Aiight

car jacker

used mostly for someone giving a handjob while riding in a car
Man jennifer is such a car jacker! Did you hear about her carride with will last year?

Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.
That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!

cartjacked 

Meaning you're on your computer it's 10:59 AM (Est) you keep refreshing your Supreme page. Then boom 11AM hits, you see that hyped item, in 000.9 seconds you add it to your cart. Then you autofill your checkout, cc information. And click on process payment. It loads and loads, while your heart is pounding out of your chest. Waiting to get that "Your order has been successfully submitted", but then boom. You get a message saying "some of the items in your cart are sold out, please remove them from your cart". You've been Cartjacked. Probably by some Asian hype beast with stupidly fast internet, or a bot.
Hypebeast 1: Bro i had the bogo in my cart, then boom! I was cartjacked!!
Hypebeast 2: don't worry Bruh I got a bogo for sale $800 obo.
cartjacked by AverageHypebeast December 7, 2016

cartjacked 

When in an online store, adding an item to your cart doesn't save it and another user can checkout before you, making the item in your cart out of stock
E.g. Damn just got cartjacked

Never mind I'll just be salty on twitter
cartjacked by Cartjacked February 6, 2017

Carjacker 

A man or woman who likes to masturbate in a car whilst driving or at a standstill.
Being a compulsive carjacker AND an Uber driver makes for a lot of awkward moments.

or

My daughter caught me carjacking in our garage at 2am.

or

My uncle Steve shares my love of carjacking.
Carjacker by Sir_LemonPledgE January 15, 2020