The expression comes from the JCB company, a UK-based manufacturer of heavy equipment founded by Joseph Cyril Bamford in 1945. It's like saying, "You'd need a bulldozer to dig yourself out of this."
From Ian Rankin's "Resurrection Men," an Inspector Rebus novel, Chapter 16:
"Fuck me?" Claverhouse was shaking his head. "You've got it all wrong, Rebus. It's you the boys in Barlinnie will be telling to bend over. Because if I can tie you to Cafferty and his operation, so help me I'll send you so far down they'll need a JCB to find you."
"Fuck me?" Claverhouse was shaking his head. "You've got it all wrong, Rebus. It's you the boys in Barlinnie will be telling to bend over. Because if I can tie you to Cafferty and his operation, so help me I'll send you so far down they'll need a JCB to find you."
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This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. Iām smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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JCB is one of the most beautiful girl. A cute, innocent , charming with the best smile.
Ankit is the lover of JCB and he loves her so much.
JCB means Ankit and Ankit means JCB
Ankit is the lover of JCB and he loves her so much.
JCB means Ankit and Ankit means JCB
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