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canteening 

The act of traveling to the Merritt Canteen to get some amazing grub such as the Brutal Dog, Clam Strips, Mac-N-Cheez Bites, or a 1/3lbs Bison Cheeseburger. Preferably around 2 a.m. when your high or drunk as fuck.
Are we canteening when you get home?
For sure

Canteen Canteen
canteening by canteen freak December 15, 2011

Casteel Da’neer 

One of the hottest man around. He knows how to kill 20 people in just the flick of his finger. Also known as Hawke.
You: he’s hot
Friend: he’s Casteel Da’neer
Casteel Da’neer by Mrs.Casteel January 4, 2021

canteen punk 

A prisoner who has sex in exchange for candy bars, soda or snacks at the canteen. Insulting term for a stupid or weak man or a homosexual.
Shit, don't pay no attention to Jimmy. He's nothing but a canteen punk, blow ya for a snickers bar.
canteen punk by Anonymous November 8, 2002
A very nice girl who is very loyal. She is the best friend you could have , she is the funniest but when you need her to be there for she will. She is the friend who will never let you down. When you see her she just brightens up you day .She the life of the group . She makes friends with everyone she is not scared.
When you see Capreece your day is full of joy.
capreece by The prettiest Girl February 9, 2019
It's spelled "capisce" not "capeesh." Capisce?
Capeesh by scrjay19 May 19, 2009

canteen grenade 

a common military anti boredom tool. produced when you take the mre heater and drop it into a half full, plastic canteen. as the canteen is air tight for chemical warfare purposes, the pressure will build until it explodes. not very devistating, but a very nice pop in the middle of the night!
"Why is Spc Dingleberry emptying all of those latrines?"
"yeah, he rolled an canteen grenade into Sgt tinydicks tent last night after he caught him having cyber sex with his wife."

"Damn."
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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