capsize

when a boat's top deck submerged, usually at least a third or half of it

the boat laying on its side had been capsized by the collision

by Corsair Sailor October 3, 2007

capsize

The size of your head, in case you want to put a hat on it.

I want to get my brother a baseball cap, but I don't know his capsize.

by Orthogonal Jones January 13, 2007

Capsize

Description of a person who partakes in 69.

Yo P, that was capsize as fuck last night

by jugs6969 September 23, 2017

Capsize

To overdose

"Where's Tim?"
"He capsized last week, he's in the hospital"

by mysnsucksass December 9, 2008

Covington Capsize

When some poor bastard has settled in for a nice shit, you take a yard stick and with full force and slide it under the bathroom door.With any luck you strike them in the side of the ankle. They then bend over sideways wincing in pain, while grabbing their ankle and fall off the dumper.

My nephew went into the shitter with a new Sports Illustrated. Little did he know he was about to fall victim to a Covington Capsize

by hamper Pooper July 5, 2008

Go capsize yourself you turtle face

What you say to someone if you want them to stop talking. It doesn't make any sense, it is constructed of sailing terms, and it sounds offensive so it will keep em confused for a good minute. Especially useful on facebook, if you know what i mean.

Nick: "Gotta go to mo's"
Rob: "What are you talking about"
Nick; "Its the theme song from Modell's sporting goods, don't you love it?"
Rob: "Go capsize yourself you turtle face."

by WobbyK November 4, 2009

CAPsident

A CAPsident occurs when you are typing on a keyboard (usually when you are just getting used to a new one) and you unintentionally hit the Caps Lock key.

Person #1: Kat Von D is a babe...

Person #2: yeah, I would toTALLY TAP THAT

Person #2: Oooops! CAPsident!

by Fishnets&G-stings March 4, 2010