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capmilla the rhino 

capmilla the rhino is a member of the 06 downquad circus. in her spare time, capmilla the rhino enjoy pooping and pimping all over the floor. not to mention, capmilla the rhino collects enoromous bling-bling shower caps, riveled only by boffo the poop-ing giraffe. also, note that capmilla lurks in closets at midday with white trash Tonys.
capmilla the rhino aspires to be the lead pooper of the 06 downquad, which is currently held by Elmer the poop-master in action. Campilla the rhino stands no chance at this vetran pooper. In fact, to succeed, she must first train by wearing Depends!. muhohoho.
Camilla is that kind of person who illuminates the days of others, who shines and smiles by heating everyone's heart. It's nice both inside and outside, but it doesn't realise it and it diminishes. Camilla is the type of person who is loved by everyone but doesn't realise it. Camilla is the person I wish you to find.
x: Have you seen Camilla today? She’s stunning!

xx: As always
Camilla by churchofburntromances February 26, 2021

Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing 

I recently got my “Camilla Parker Bowles Piercing”!

Carmilla 

web series (on youtube) based on the novel Carmilla by Sheridan Le Fanu
Have you already watched Carmilla?
- Yes, and I am so excited that there will be a second season!
Carmilla by woahiknow January 26, 2015

The Camilla Effect 

The effect of a woman being eternally adored by a man because she is an ideal woman, rather than a perfect beauty. This term was coined in honor of Camilla Parker-Bowles, who has kept Prince Charles completely captivated for 40 years.
My friend Andrew just emailed me a pic of a woman he knew in college whom he claimed looked like a model back then and is just as hot as she was 30 years ago. All I saw was a middle-aged woman with a sensible haircut, dark glasses and wrinkles. Must be The Camilla Effect.

a Camilla
The Camilla Effect by Nadine216 November 7, 2010
Camilla is one stunning girl. Her eyes shine and her smile glows. She is very self conscious, but people tell her all the time that she is beautiful. She is very dedicated. Once she finds something, she is very passionate about it. She is stubborn and it's really fun to watch. She is very smart. When you first meet a Camilla, you think she's shy and reserved. After you've known her for a while you know better. She is crazy and gets excited easily.
"Camilla is so quiet!"

"Camilla??! No she isn't!! She's crazy and I love it!"
Camilla by PrettyPony9985 June 2, 2018