capitain hook

when a guy jizzes in/on a girls eye...and then kicks her in the leg

dude: damn i hella gave that bitch a capitain hook
other dude: hahahahaha.

by shutthe fuckup November 26, 2006

Captain hook dick

Having a crescent shaped penis; almost banana shaped; being able to simultaneously wear out those sweet walls while destroying the cervix and/or uterus during that act of intercourse.

Captain hook dick really damaged my left labia during our last smash sesh.

by Challie2002 October 27, 2021

Reverse Captain Hook

Popular in climbing circles, the Reverse Captain Hook requires extreme finger strength and dexterity. This maneuver entails a girl standing up, while you do pull-ups between her legs, supporting your entire body weight with only two fingers in her vagina. If done correctly, should result in an orgasm.

Andrew: "Yo, Dan. I heard you reverse captain hooked Tracy last night."
Dan: "Yeah man. That shit's busted for at least two months and I have to throw away my sheets. Looks like murder."
Andrew: "Bro, that's fucked up!"

by TylerDurden6969 October 24, 2011

Captain Hook

A bent penis in the shape of a hook.

Mike: I have a Captain Hook!

by MaddaCheeb24 October 8, 2009

Captain Hook

The act of giving someone a "pirate eye" and a "rusty hook" simultaneously. This leaves the victim hopping around on one leg, with one eye sealed shut by semen and with the taste of feces in their mouth. This is normally an unpleasant experience.

I gave Keith a Captain Hook last night, and he hopped around yelling, "Arghh! Me mouth tastes like a butt hole!"

by Rusty Shacklefurt August 20, 2007

captain hook

a curved dick

me: did you hear nathan has a captain hook?

by scurvytypeb May 4, 2022

Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.

Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!

by LU stoners February 12, 2012