Cap on
Cap on by Markki Midknight February 20, 2019
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Cap on a Goat
Cap on a Goat by Charles Berwick February 8, 2021
Don't cap on the name
The sentence that changed everything. From the moment of it's existence it has warped space and time and is the only sentence currently available that can automatically make anyone laugh. The exact origins of the sentence have not been noted but some say the words were first spoken by a "discord packer".
George: "Shutcho bitchass up Ascend you braindead moron with no life. Go to fucking school for once instead of spending your time skipping school to scream at little kids on the popular social media platform made for gamers, Discord.com"
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
As "world's best discord packer" cend: "Aye bruh Don't cap on the name bruh dont even talk to me like that I'll slap the shit outchu on god yo granma on a scooter at 3 am doing donuts on a Walmart parking lot."
Don't cap on the name by TheNwordOfficial August 17, 2021
No Cap on Jah
When you don't believe what the other person so you say no cap on jah. When saying this you invoke the god Jah and literally gain Jahseh Onfroy's knowledge and respect. You become one with X
No Cap on Jah by Shadank April 11, 2019
Put a Cap on it
In reference to condoms (contraception or birth control) and young people in or around and definitely below the age of 25 i.e. not yet fully neurologically mature, complete in education or naïve on work experience. - And still paying through the roof for car insurance!
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
The act of putting a cap on it of course prevents teenage pregnancy or the old 16 year cycle.
Mandem 1: Hey did you hear, chef just had his 4th child and he's only 21!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
Mandem 2: Shit son; he should have learned in college to put a cap on it (his penis). Now he's gonna be stuck in that restaurant kitchen most of his life!
Mandem 3: If this carries on; Jesus Christ - the country is fucked!
Put a Cap on it by The_Resurrected April 29, 2019
put the cap on the kitchen cleaner
Bob: "Man, my woman's been telling all my friends about how I've only got one testicle."
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
Joe: "Dog, you best put the cap on that kitchen cleaner!"
put the cap on the kitchen cleaner by Nicholas D October 6, 2003
No cap on God
No cap on God by Only1Kenny April 11, 2020
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