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The human equivalent of Millennial Humor.
Friends: He's always making dark jokes

Stranger: What's his name?
Friends: Caolin
Stranger: Well that's why.
caolin by DiamondJolt October 19, 2019
Related Words
caolin • Caolinn • Cailin • Calin • callin • Caelin • calling card • cabling • Calina • caline

telemarketer caroling 

the act of answering your phone when a telemarker calls you and then proceeding to sing Christmas songs to them until they hang up.
Alright! The telemarketer from last week has decided to call once again. Time for some telemarketer caroling.
telemarketer caroling by DwightS. October 27, 2010

Calling Blitzkrieg

When a sales force goes on a calling spree to generate new sales.
When I call 50 people in a row trying to sell cars, I'm on a Calling Blitzkrieg!

You're A Colin 

You're a Colin when you simply do fuck all but proclaim to have done everything and anything.
You're A Colin by IDontLikeCreative January 14, 2022

You're A Colin 

You're a Colin if you spell Colin with two L's
You're A Colin by IDontLikeCreative January 16, 2022

Carolina stove top 

The act of performing bare bottomed flatulence in a person's face who is laying down. Similar to a dutch oven in terms of sharing a fart with an unsuspecting individual.
Check out Mandy passed out on the couch. Go hit her with the carolina stove top.
Carolina stove top by BFG Arebeekay January 26, 2017
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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