caolainn

caolainn is an irish name - slender and fair . she is funny sound dependable a great kisser trustworthy nice pretty and sometimes stubborn . caolainn will always have a crush on the person you leat expect her too have a crush on .

“caolainn is the funniest girl” “caolainn has the nicest booty” “did you here caolainn has a crush on...”

by ur nanny November 3, 2018

Caoilainn

Slender & Fair.

Pretty, flirty, energetic and sensitive but strong at the same time, can stand up for herself and people love them. Mostly unique.

I love Caoilainn, she's so different but so cool <3

by Autumn Air April 3, 2011

Caolinn

(noun): beautiful young maiden. Gaelic: Slender and Fair

Wow, Caolinn sure is a beautiful little girl.

by GVB4LIFE February 3, 2010

Caoilainn

Very rare and very misunderstood girl. Like rhinestones, this girl is tawdier than a hot tin roof and just as prone to RUST. Often seen as immature and naive, but generally seen as sincere. That is.. Sincerely retarded.. In reality, this girl is too stupid to keep up with her own fantasy fairy land world where she is princess fairy queen and everyone works to help her live in her perfect world. Eventually things wont go her way she will crumble and break down like flat mountain dew on a trash can twinkie because she is a clueless and desperate hoebag who needs a personal assistant to remind her to breathe. Spoilt brat. Special snowflake. Jealous and insecure. Treacherous slanderous promiscuous fish face duck imposter. Manic Pixie Dream Girl. Zooey Deschanel wannabe. Helpless hipster. Desperate unbelievable loser... who gets her make up ideas from dawn of the dead. Twihard loser. Oh my god has she never heard of waxing? Talk about a S.U.L.A. Alert!!! Oh my lawd this girl thinks she is made of sunshine fairy dirt, but roses really smell like poo-oo-oo-ooh.

"It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain.."

That Caoilainn girl is cray-cray. Makes Karen look intelligent.

by chicagoredsucks April 1, 2013

Caolann

Caolann is a wonderfully dramatic ass hole. Hugeee stoner. Will be the first to knock you down but first to pick you up again. Has a serious attitude problem but don't tell him that. Hot piece of ass but comes at a price. Class taste in tattoos. Huge dork but amazing word-smith. Side hoe number 4 my ass. Now shut up and let's have a smoke.

"Caolann"

"what a stoner"

by BloomingUnjust October 15, 2019

Caolain

This man is. Total pussy slayer

Caolain pulls hella bitches

by anonymous March 19, 2023

Caoilainn <3

The prettiest girl you will ever lay eyes on. not much going on upstairs, but she tries! Very sweet and cares a lot for her friends and family. Doesn’t know what the definition of bullying is but it’s okay because she knows the proper pronunciation of “Avril Lavigne”. DOES NOT EAT PORK.

Person 1- hey what’s Caoilainn’s jacket made out of??

Person 2- oh it’s definitely girlfriend material

Maya - OMG I MISS CAOILAINN SHES MY BESTIE!!
Rowan- man I miss Caoilainn <3 she lights up the room with her laugh

by CANDRFOREVA April 20, 2025