cantwelling

The art of cutting lines, getting free parking and basically sneaking in to any public event where others are paying for admission.

Friend 1: This line is a mile long. I’m not waiting this long for a beer.

Friend 2: Good thing we are Cantwelling. Be right back.

Friend 2 returns in 5 mins with beverages.

Friend 1: speechless and smiling.

by georgeismakinggreattime January 29, 2021

cancelling

To cancel someone (usually a celebrity or other well-known figure) means to stop giving support to that person. The act of canceling could entail boycotting an actor's movies or no longer reading or promoting a writer's works.

Did you hear that Celebrity X said this thing about women? Cancelling this misogynistic pig is the just thing to do!

by mrleetv December 23, 2019

fart cancelling

Like noise cancelling, fart cancelling can be performed by cancelling a fart with another fart at the right time. Failing to do so can increase the power of the first fart.

"Yow, who let out this huge fart?"
"Don't worry. I have fart cancelling integrated in my body"

by William shitespeare October 4, 2023

cuntselling

(verb)When a group of male friends give advice on how to get laid, past sex experiences, or anything else to do with vaginas to a less experienced male.

I can't believe Tony is still a virgin. I think he needs some cuntselling.

by tl121092 December 23, 2008

Cantrelling

Plural verb of: Cantrell
-Slacking, half-assing, giving 50% but acting like it’s 110%, work haphazardly or from behind schedule.

Old English Cantrell ‘inclined to be behind schedule, haphazardly rushed or hurried’, of Kentucknic origin; related to Latin canfuxup ‘to rush’.

I’ve been so busy drinking beer and sitting on the couch afterwork, cantrelling the shit out of the racecar is the only way it’s going to be ready for the next race.

by rEmitlaer January 8, 2021

Cartmelling

To exaggerate the truth

Chris is cartmelling again

by K.Head July 4, 2021

Caldwelling

Verb.

The act of hitting the "like" button on everyone's comment on a status update or picture.

John: "I just got 24 notifications on my status, what the heck?"

"Yolanda: "Nothing new, Jimmy is just out Caldwelling again, he'll stop after he gets bored, or, well, you die."

by gustopheles March 23, 2012