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Cantalope 

The melon of the future
Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future
Cantalope by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

Cantanope 

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.
Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!
Cantanope by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

Cantalope 

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!
Man she is such a Cantalope!
Cantalope by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.
"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"
cantalope halves by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

bi-canthrope 

A person whose sexual orientation switches between homosexual and heterosexual, with each phase lasting from months to years. This may optionally be accompanied by partial amnesia in which the person insists they have always been their current sexual orientation and just did not realize it.
"So, did you hear that Alyssa has come out as a lesbian?" "Seriously? She dated Gerry for years! I had hunch she'd turn out to be a bi-canthrope. How long do you think it'll take for her to decide this has been a phase?"
bi-canthrope by AmazonHusky January 9, 2012

Cantalope 

If you get bullied it's called (Cantalope)
He got Cantaloped (bullied)
Cantalope by 23423gf October 3, 2009
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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