cantagrope

The physical state of a cantaloupe that has been groped in a past time, or has been groped over some period of time.

No don’t get that cantagrope, some dumb kids keep touching it when they come in.

by Kreios December 3, 2020

Cantalope

The melon of the future

Mom: Want some cantalope?
Kids: No
Mom:But its the melon of the future

by Josie lynn July 25, 2011

Cantanope

A double negative assertion combining can not and nope. When there is 0% chance that something will happen. An emphatic NO. Coined during an enlightened mushroom trip by the legendary couple Vince and Grace the term is often used by high intellects and geniuses as one word answer to ridiculous questions.

Chad the traitor: Can you hire me in your new company?

Vince: Cantanope!

by VncGrc129 November 24, 2021

Cantalope

A word that is use to describe a person who is being a cunt!

Man she is such a Cantalope!

by Mr. Giraff3 October 6, 2013

cantalope halves

A woman's perfect (booty)or ass.

"Damn! Lookit the cantalope halves on Kayla!"

by ChChChChia January 31, 2008

bi-canthrope

A person whose sexual orientation switches between homosexual and heterosexual, with each phase lasting from months to years. This may optionally be accompanied by partial amnesia in which the person insists they have always been their current sexual orientation and just did not realize it.

"So, did you hear that Alyssa has come out as a lesbian?" "Seriously? She dated Gerry for years! I had hunch she'd turn out to be a bi-canthrope. How long do you think it'll take for her to decide this has been a phase?"

by AmazonHusky January 9, 2012

Cantalope

If you get bullied it's called (Cantalope)

He got Cantaloped (bullied)

by 23423gf October 3, 2009