a very violent person who doesn't like to be compared to the pastry associated with them , tend to look for 5 minutes or more spectating a Harley Quinn skin on Fortnite, tend to complain that internet goes out all the time but really just eats hotpockets and watching tv for an hour.
cannables eating someone who is named lanna and/or baiuus while polonium is up their ass to then and they are also at the same time getting struck by lighnting
sam"yo i actually whitnessed a cannalannabaiuuspoloniusschmiter yesterday"
baiuus "bro thats so rare HOW AND WHERE"
sam " i was the cannable"
baiuus " goodbye"
baiuus "*starts running"