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being cannulated 

being shafted while simultaneously being shat on by a group of people
David was being cannulated so much that today it was just another Tuesday.

Canula Tonez 

An entertainer who’s been a rapper for a decade and actor from South Africa , mostly known from his music. He’s only started acting in 2022.
I just googled Canula Tonez, and wow!
a very violent person who doesn't like to be compared to the pastry associated with them , tend to look for 5 minutes or more spectating a Harley Quinn skin on Fortnite, tend to complain that internet goes out all the time but really just eats hotpockets and watching tv for an hour.
Hey Michael you are a cannuli today. By the way I did your mom
cannuli by #PleaseDontYellAtMe February 26, 2024

cannalannabaiuuspoloniusschmiter 

cannables eating someone who is named lanna and/or baiuus while polonium is up their ass to then and they are also at the same time getting struck by lighnting
sam"yo i actually whitnessed a cannalannabaiuuspoloniusschmiter yesterday"
baiuus "bro thats so rare HOW AND WHERE"
sam " i was the cannable"
baiuus " goodbye"
baiuus "*starts running"