cannice

A bitch who simps for random asian guys she sees in public.
Too much yet too little energy and always says the most random shit ever.
Denies being bi like her life depends on it.

short.

“Hey Cannice who’s your crush?”

“Oh yeah it’s Chestnut. That guy who sits at the asian table.”

by lliinn November 21, 2023

Rip Candice

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!

Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth

by coolid April 8, 2021

whos candice?

A joke that dumbass's fall for

Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH

by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice?

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer

Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-

by otterpopWolfie June 5, 2021

candice

Ligma but not as funny

Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*

by brunaldo July 29, 2018

Candice

Candice is a perfect amazing!!! Gorgeous girl!!!! She has the best sense of humor she is absolutely hilarious! If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Candice marry her on the spot! She has long brown hair and deep brown eyes and is hecka sexy! She is Super sweet and kind. She is so fun and the absolute best friend ever!!!! Get you a freaking candice

Cute guy- dude whose that hot thang over there
Cute guys friend- oh bro shes a Candice

by Blessed friend February 17, 2019

candice

if you are in a conversation and happen to say this word without knowing this joke you are going to make a fool of yourself

Candice (can this) dick fit in your mouth

by dhar woman March 2, 2022