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A bitch who simps for random asian guys she sees in public.
Too much yet too little energy and always says the most random shit ever.
Denies being bi like her life depends on it.

short.
“Hey Cannice who’s your crush?”

“Oh yeah it’s Chestnut. That guy who sits at the asian table.”
cannice by lliinn November 21, 2023
Words you can keep

Rip Candice 

Dont ask someone who candice is!!!
Person 1: Rip candice 🕊
Person 2: Who is Candice??
Person 1: Candice d!ck fit in your mouth
Rip Candice by coolid April 8, 2021

whos candice? 

A joke that dumbass's fall for
Myra:Whos candice?
Joe: i dont know, whos is she??
Myra: Candice dick fit in yo mouf BBBBIIIIITTTCCCCHHHH
whos candice? by bzk_001 June 7, 2021

Who’s Candice? 

It’s a question that leads to a traumatizing answer
Honey: Who’s Candice?
Everyone: 😏
Kim: Who is she
Jax: You don’t wanna know
Otterpop: CAN DEEZ

Kim: Oh s-
Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so good*
candice by brunaldo July 29, 2018
Candice is a perfect amazing!!! Gorgeous girl!!!! She has the best sense of humor she is absolutely hilarious! If you ever have the pleasure of meeting a Candice marry her on the spot! She has long brown hair and deep brown eyes and is hecka sexy! She is Super sweet and kind. She is so fun and the absolute best friend ever!!!! Get you a freaking candice
Cute guy- dude whose that hot thang over there
Cute guys friend- oh bro shes a Candice
Candice by Blessed friend February 17, 2019
if you are in a conversation and happen to say this word without knowing this joke you are going to make a fool of yourself
Candice (can this) dick fit in your mouth
candice by dhar woman March 2, 2022
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
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Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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