Cannie
I cannie wait.
Cannie by Slitty wrists August 29, 2017
Get the Cannie mug.
Cannie
A coin word used in informal speech in some of society's more exclusive circles which refers to a cannibal -- an individual (or group of individuals) who consume the flesh of their own species; derived as an abbreviated & affectionate form of the word "cannibal," and necessary for use in avoiding the incidental stigma of cannibalism while in conversation. Users of "cannie" are typically sympathetic toward the idea of cannibalism, such that "cannie" becomes a term of solidarity and declaration of agreement with cannibalism.
Person A: "I recommend you travel to Papua New Guinea and ask for the longpig -- it's just to die for."
Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"
Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."
---- ---
Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"
Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"
Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"
---- ---
Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"
Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."
---- ---
It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!
Person B: "What exactly is longpig?"
Person A: "You'd know if you were a cannie..."
---- ---
Person C: "Where can I find some of that sweetest of meats around here?"
Person D: "What are you? A cop? A narc?"
Person C: "No, I'm cool, cannie!"
---- ---
Person E: "OMG, cannibalism is so wrong! So evil! So vile! Cannibals go to hell! They all deserve to go to jail!"
Person F: "Look, lady -- we cannies know that it's far better to put dead flesh to use & not let it rot; this, after all, is in the best interests of our mindset about limited resources, is it not? Besides, it's not like we cannies are necessarily murderers, nor are we criminals -- think of how many die of subsidiary or natural causes on a daily basis. Finally, if you think it's so bad to eat someone when they're already dead -- which is a trivial act in my mind -- think of all the insurance companies who eat people while they're still alive! Besides, you just don't know what you're missing..."
---- ---
It ain't easy bein a cannie... our food of choice ain't exactly USDA-certified!
Related Words
cannie • cannie be arsed • Canniel • cannier • chris cannie • Connie • CannibalCorpse • CANNIBAL • canned • carnie
cannie
A joke people make:
Me: If Australians are aussies... how about we become cannies?
You: haha that's funny
Me: If Australians are aussies... how about we become cannies?
You: haha that's funny
cannie by x-fallenangell May 9, 2007
cannie be arsed
Scottish slang cant be arsed.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
Basically it means that you cant be bothered, its a broad term useful for most occasions.
I cannie be arsed taking the dog out.
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
I cannie be arsed going to work today.
I cannie be arsed listening to your shite anymore
I cannie be arsed moving
cannie be arsed by charlie xoxo September 14, 2016
chris cannie
chris cannie by ScripZero December 7, 2016
shit canned brad
Like a Karen but a male version who doesn't have a particular role in the workplace. Very popular within the Midwestern United States.
shit canned brad by Sugar Bear Bill November 5, 2020
canned coochie
1: Canned coochie is cheap pussy when you buy pussy,like from a store. Mostly used on hookers, or any hoe.
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
2: To be used on a girl who hasn't washed in a while,and she smells like a can of tuna.6
1:
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
Boy: *Rolls up to a shady alley way* Hey, I came here for some canned coochie,anyone wanna give me some?
Girl: $50 an hour
Boy:...More like $5,but ok.
2:
Girl: Hey babe..I'm all yours tonight~
Boy: Naw gurl,you got that canned coochie. How about wash your ass first,and talk later,ok?
Girl:....What?
canned coochie by McThicc Two December 12, 2018