To do this, first the soda can is dented in, and then many small holes are poked into it, you then light your lighter, and suck throught the hole, and you get to see all your beautifulweed burn!
" You wanna go smoke with this new bong i got?"
"Nah man, i'm a canner, all the way!"
A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.
Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"
(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)
“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever
“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.
Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.