Canner 

Someone who is unskilled in anything they do.

Hey did you see John get a PentaKill? Yeah but he's still a "Canner"

Canner by ITZ_Mothman July 30, 2016

canner 

One who uses a soda can to smoke weed with.

To do this, first the soda can is dented in, and then many small holes are poked into it, you then light your lighter, and suck throught the hole, and you get to see all your beautiful weed burn!

" You wanna go smoke with this new bong i got?"
"Nah man, i'm a canner, all the way!"

canner by blaze it up May 22, 2005

Canner 

Amount of cans (esp. water based alcohol) that it takes to complete a walk.

That took ages it was definitely a 3 canner

Canner by Hof500 October 1, 2020

canner 

(adverb) done in a lazy and unmotivated, or potentially socially awkward manner

"Hello there" said the young man to the woman in a canner way

They were new and felt canner about their new jobs

canner by Purple the fish November 29, 2020

Canner 

A rude slang term for robots, AIs or beings alike.

"Yo bro, how do you make C4?"
"I don't know, ask ChatGPT."
"But it can't possibly answer thi-"
"Ask the god damn canner."

Canner by Det.Spooner December 10, 2024

Canner

Word: Canner 😏
(Unofficial, Surina-dictionary edition)

A canner is that one person who can… but never actually does. They’ll hype you up with “I’m in!” and then vanish faster than your gym motivation on a Monday morning. Basically, a professional yes-sayer turned ghost-player.

Mahesh: "Let's speak around 10 pm?"

(will forget to call or will call around 12 am ;p)

“Bro, count me in for Goa!”
– said every canner ever

“I’ll invest in your startup, just send the deck.”
– Translation: canner detected, do not disturb.

Friend: “Let’s meet for lunch tomorrow.”
You: “Sure!”
(Next day: silence, unread messages, and an untagged Insta story) → classic canner move.

Canner by SurMesh November 3, 2025

hall of canner 

A person who always has to help there boy Kayne step up to be a dad or someone who his the leader of the group,

For example Scotty an Azza are tiny but Josh is a hall of canner

hall of canner by Hall of canner September 29, 2023