cankleitis 

NOUN: (cank-ul-EYE-tiss)

The affliction of enormous cankles.

"Don't go near her, she has cankleitis!"

cankleitis by ZooBG May 14, 2010

Cancelitis Nervosa 

A form of extreme anxiety about being canceled or impending cancellation due to a history of either out-right or secretive socially unacceptable behavior in one's past. This condition can also manifest due to things that you said or did that USED to be acceptable being deemed unacceptable in current times. This type of worry is especially common among celebrities or political candidates.

Many comedians suffer from Cancelitis Nervosa due to a history of saying risque things in their performances that have become much more problematic in modern times and threaten to derail their careers.

Cancelitis Nervosa by Rev. Johnny Blumpkin October 12, 2022

Wobbly Ankleitis

A disease where women cannot stand or walk straight with heels on, their ankles are wobbly as they walk or stand.

That girl shouldn't wear heels that high when she got that "wobbly ankleitis"!

Wobbly Ankleitis by heyyygurrrlheyyy July 29, 2012

cantlieitis 

A disease that inhibits you to tell a lie.

Dude, I've got a major case of cantlieitis today. I couldn't think of an excuse for not doing my homework.

cantlieitis by HeatherHeadrush September 5, 2011