"Allow me to receive a mint." "Allow me to receive one as well." "let me obtain one as well." "Splendid!" "Jolly good show!" "What bizarre act is the canine performing?"

What bizarre act is the canine performing? by sigma sugma September 8, 2021

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project

A poorly funded but longstanding inner city project set up to assist dogs to find their original assholes after the tragic fire that caused them to lose track of their own so long ago.

Many folks are unaware of of the important and selfless work done by the Canine Asshole Reclamation Project which seeks to reunite dogs with their rightful assholes.

Canine Asshole Reclamation Project by Dr Bunnygirl June 30, 2020

Canine Fudge Punt

The act of sticking your finger into a yapper dogs behind, shoving it down his throat, and punting it back into the neighbors yard where it came from.

If I catch that dog in my trash again, I'm going to feel angry and canine fudge punt that little mutt over the fence.

Canine Fudge Punt by Intellectual Word August 14, 2012

Canine Mufflehouse

A specially constructed, hi-tech doghouse invented to effectively prevent neighbors from having their sleep destroyed by your obnoxious little outdoor yapper.

I picked up the Canine Mufflehouse right before my neighbors, who had apparently joined forces to have me taken deep into the desert with Fifi, made their move!

Canine Mufflehouse by Dr Bunnygirl September 25, 2019

caninopathic

A dog that is unpredictably or usually vicious with other dogs, but gets along well with people. This is a trait common to many terriers.

Don't let your dog get too close to Scruffy; he may look cute and friendly, but he can snap as soon as he's close enough; he's caninopathic.

caninopathic by Pete Pearlman May 28, 2010

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026