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ConeLife 

A brotherhood ; where you live with simple rules. Rule 1: drive a truck. Rule 2: get money...all the damn time. Rule 3: you live the conelife every day. Rule 4: don't ask questions about the conelife. Rule 5: say "yee yee" and shoot guns. Rule 6: get bitches. Rule 7: jeff richards is a pussy. :)
You ain't livin conelife, you ain't livin my life...
ConeLife by jeffy rich is gay April 6, 2014

conelife 

#1 Put a cone on your roof of your truck go through a mud hole if it falls off you lose anyone after that makes it through the mud hole with the cone wins its a game

#2 Conelife if you have to ask you wouldn't understand
Conelife
conelife by catfish1979 March 19, 2014

ConeLife 

Term used by LGBTQ 4x4 community. Often identified by placing a traffic cone in the bed of their truck.
#conelife
ConeLife by Conelife January 7, 2020

ConeLife 

A cone or multiple cones placed in the bed of a pickup truck. Started by a fraternity brother at the University of Florida as a "slippery when wet"or "wet floor" warning due to all of the women he fornicated with in the bed of his truck. It has become a universal sign of Blue collared people and straight men who have also fornicated in the beds of their pickups.Or just your average blue collar worker who needs cones.
across the country.
#conelife, reppin the cone life,
ConeLife by Wrenchmcturner November 13, 2020

ConeLife 

A cone or multiple cones placed in the bed of a pickup truck. Started by a fraternity brother at the University of Florida as a "slippery when wet"or "wet floor" warning due to all of the women he fornicated with in the bed of his truck. It has become a universal sign of Blue collared people and straight men who have also fornicated in the beds of their pickups.Or just your average blue collar worker who needs cones.
across the country.
#conelife, reppin the cone life,
ConeLife by Wrenchmcturner November 13, 2020

Alpha Canelf 

Hey student, alpha canelf!
Alpha Canelf by coolcraft January 1, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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