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candy shot 

Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.
This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work
candy shot by candy shot May 4, 2022
Words you can keep

Roman Shot of Candy 

When her asshole finally relaxes for that tongue (Full gape)
She gave me dat full Roman Shot of Candy
Roman Shot of Candy by MaeReign October 14, 2021

Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.
Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.
Shotgun Candy by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Candyshopped 

Having Performed or received a lewd sexual act. Term comes from "Candy Shop" a popular song by rapper 50 Cent.
1. What was that loud screaming noise? I don't know, I think someone may have been candyshopped.
2. He just candyshopped her in public! Call the police.
Candyshopped by UncleIpod82 December 4, 2005

Getting candyshopped 

Witnessing sexual tension or action without wanting to and without any possibility to escape
N : I just walked into his room. L was covered in golden glitter, the song candy shop was on the radio. I think they were doing it!
L : Oh lord, you just got candyshopped!

Text messages

Me : I was sitting on the couch while that horny couple made out right next to me. I think I got candy - shopped so badly...

My friend : Mate, that's getting candyshopped at its finest!
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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