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candy shot 

Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.

The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.
This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work
candy shot by candy shot May 4, 2022
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Roman Shot of Candy 

When her asshole finally relaxes for that tongue (Full gape)
She gave me dat full Roman Shot of Candy
Roman Shot of Candy by MaeReign October 14, 2021

Shotgun Candy

The act of committing suicide by blowing one's brains out with a shotgun.
Did you hear about Ted in the sales department? He took the easy way out by swallowing a mouthful of shotgun candy last night. Lucky bastard.
Shotgun Candy by Tony Malice November 6, 2009

Candyshopped 

Having Performed or received a lewd sexual act. Term comes from "Candy Shop" a popular song by rapper 50 Cent.
1. What was that loud screaming noise? I don't know, I think someone may have been candyshopped.
2. He just candyshopped her in public! Call the police.
Candyshopped by UncleIpod82 December 4, 2005

Getting candyshopped 

Witnessing sexual tension or action without wanting to and without any possibility to escape
N : I just walked into his room. L was covered in golden glitter, the song candy shop was on the radio. I think they were doing it!
L : Oh lord, you just got candyshopped!

Text messages

Me : I was sitting on the couch while that horny couple made out right next to me. I think I got candy - shopped so badly...

My friend : Mate, that's getting candyshopped at its finest!
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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