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A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirate Koko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
cumtrumpet by cumtrumpet September 20, 2010
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camptramp
A "camptramp" is some bitch that signs up to go on your camping trip so she can fuck all the guys and sleep in their tents. She doesn't bath very much so you just hope she doesn't get to your tent on the last night. Her personality is very laid back and she's dirty in every way possible. She smiles and laughs at everyone's jokes because she secretly has no personality. She likes to camp because she is naturally filthy and the environment is very forgiving for someone with bad hygiene. Camptramps use camping as an excuse to have a loose moral fiber for the weekend and a loose something else...
That camptramp is so rank that we'll have to hide her with the food tonight so the bears don't get us.
camptramp by naphse_penguin July 9, 2009
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Cumtrumpet
When someone who has recently swallowed semen plays the trumpet; they are then referred to as a Cumtrumpet.
After taking a Risk, Kerry then proceeded to play the trumpet- prompting Stephen to call her a 'cumtrumpet'.
Cumtrumpet by Amalric May 5, 2010
catrumptrophe
An avoidable catastrophe that was caused by the person in charge, due to his or her own ego or
personal agenda.
personal agenda.
The current turmoil within the United States government , looks like a catrumptrophe waiting
to happen.
to happen.
catrumptrophe by dosmart February 15, 2017