A sexual act where during oral intercourse the male withdrawals from the woman's (or man's) mouth after ejaculating. The woman then keeps the seamen in her mouth, in the cheek pockets. The man then slaps both cheeks at once and the woman makes a gurgle/trumpet noise as she expels the seamen.
After becoming bored with the angry pirateKoko decided to give her a cumtrumpet. What he did not plan for was the trumpet to be shot at him.
A "camptramp" is some bitch that signs up to go on your camping trip so she can fuck all the guys and sleep in their tents. She doesn't bath very much so you just hope she doesn't get to your tent on the last night. Her personality is very laid back and she's dirty in every way possible. She smiles and laughs at everyone's jokes because she secretly has no personality. She likes to camp because she is naturally filthy and the environment is very forgiving for someone with bad hygiene. Camptramps use camping as an excuse to have a loose moral fiber for the weekend and a loose something else...
That camptramp is so rank that we'll have to hide her with the food tonight so the bearsdon't get us.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.