1. A pretty girl that thinks machines are better than people. As a result she spends her weekends online.
2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.
That caminator is online again and she thinks that real life gets in the way of her online life.
All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.
A vertically over sized man who smashes things or body slams children when he gets angry. Typically, he yells at you if you don't pick up your trash or if break away from your cuffs. He likes to display his wrestling moves on a daily basis.
Mr. Chapin: CHAPIN ANGRY! CHAPIN SMASH!!!!
*Body slams chilren*
Student 1: Chapinator will wear himself out eventually.
Mr. Chapin: Chapin sleepy....
Student 2: Finally.
Student 1: Told you.
A person who has a cavin on their chest. And also eats other peoples chest, giving them a cavin. There can only be one at a time. Their attacking noise is: EHHH-UHHH.
Example:
Person 1: WHAT THE HECK IS THAT
Person 2: i- i think thats a cavinator....
Person 1: LETS GET OUT OF HERE
they both startrunning turns around
Cavinator looks at them, starts chasing them
Cavinator: EHHH-UHHH
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!