camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.

Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.

camel-dick by MSGD August 28, 2015

camel dick 

A medical condition where a male is able to store an inordinate amount of urine without having to use the bathroom. Often associated with drinking beer.

Compared to my baby bladder, Chuck's camel dick allows him to drink all day without ever losing his spot at the bar.

camel dick by RocKn4 April 10, 2015

camel dick 

The male version of a camel toe - when you can see the dick of a guy through some tight jeans or trousers

" Those tight jeans make you have a camel dick "

camel dick by Ferrari22_nz July 23, 2007

Camel Dick 

Large Brown Penis that hangs from a camel

Look at the camel dick
"To the galaxy of this sucks camel dicks"

Camel Dick by Leslie69 October 26, 2015

camel dick neck

A hickey from when one person sucks on another persons neck causing a hickey

You have a camel dick neck.

camel dick neck by Cangt February 20, 2018

sucks camel dick 

An exclamation of agony to a shitty situation

Mom: Okay sweetie you have a dentist appointment at 8:40 saturday morning.
Kid: Mommy, your scheduling sucks camel dick!

sucks camel dick by laurenbee123 December 21, 2010

Sucks Camel Dicks 

Taking the sucking ass to a whole new level

Also featured in Step Brothers.

Yo, have you seen this dude's new car?

Yea man, it really sucks camel dicks!

Brennan Huff: This house is a fucking prison!
Dale Doback: On Planet Bullshit!
Brennan Huff: In the galaxy of This Sucks Camel Dicks!

Sucks Camel Dicks by themandrakehat June 10, 2013