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Definitions by MSGD

camel-dick

The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.
Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.
camel-dick by MSGD August 28, 2015

Norwegian Fap Hammer

Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.
Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
Norwegian Fap Hammer by MSGD September 19, 2012