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Masturbating with one hand in cold jello while watching a dog shit.
Guy 1: Dude! I got arrested last night!
Guy 2: For what?
Guy 1: I Norwegian Fap Hammered in the park and got caught.
by MSGD April 18, 2012
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The male equivalent of camel-toe. This occurs when a male wears skinny jeans that are a bit too tight, allowing a person facing them to see the outline and possibly girth of that males penis.
Andrew: Hey man check out my new skinny jeans.
Steve: Ew, dude! I can see your camel-dick!
Andrew: Thats the idea! I can't feel my legs though.
by MSGD July 28, 2015
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