calzer

shagging with your friends mum who you met on xbox because you never go out!

he did a calzer!

by mexican jew September 28, 2011

alexander calvert

The most motherfucking beautiful human being according to literally everyone who likes supernatural a goddamn smocking hot bab but his personality is like a baby boy because he is a child

Alexander Calvert’s new name is papi chulo-SSD

by Alexander’s #1 fangirl y e s May 24, 2018

Calvert

Putrid liquified pungent green baby feces. Obscure French slag.
Usually occurs when a person has had a bad diet of wine and pomme-frites.

“If I go out drinking tonight I’ll end up having a such a sore stinging calvert”.

Je ne veux pas avoir un mauvais calvert - I don’t want to have a bad shit.

by Mr Corbeire December 18, 2020

elevator calder

louis tomlinson's beard (played by eleanor calder and her twins, sometimes even liam payne)

"there's no way louis is dating elevator calder, he's in love with harry since he was 18"

by lightsforlou January 20, 2021

calerious

Something that is both calm and mysterious

She is being so calerious today, what do you think she is up to?

by SophieSpecial December 24, 2014

elanour calder

A beard covering up for One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. Is told to date Louis Tomlinson so fans "Directioners" are tricked in to thinking that Louis and Harry are not homosexual. Managment won't stop at anything to keep Louis and Harry separated from eachother.

Interviewer:Louis is it true that you have a girlfriends ,correct?
Louis: yes her name is Elanour Calder were very happy together (Harry and Louis look back at eachother to make sure they understand the lie and make everything clear that Louis and Elanour have no feelings for eachother what so ever)

by _Larry_1992 December 2, 2013

Calvert Steamer

Taking a massive shit on the table in an interview and walking out without saying a word.

When you just want to prove a point, carry out a calvert steamer.

by Bobnotbob January 26, 2022