calvino 

Calvino is a God he is very funny and he is very smart he doesnt take shit from no won he's shy when he meets new people he is great with the ladies

Omg I just met this guy Calvin but everyone calls him calvino he must be a god

calvino by Vaper god May 15, 2018

Calvino sesh

The name of a session in which the chaps gather to binge on carbonated drinks, usually riddled with extraordinary amounts of caffeine. Activities to take place on a calvino sesh may include; pegging it round the local park at 4am, refusing to sleep, aimlessly gaming on almost every single game on the hosts console, eating horrifically cheap and super tasty sugary snacks, etc.

Last night's Calvino Sesh was an absolute insanity, aye, chaps!?

Calvino sesh by Kane Calvino Winning June 30, 2020

Charles Calvin 

A guy with the greatest plans.His plans are ramming his helicopter into things.

Person 1:Hey Charles Calvins plans are the worst.
Person 2:Your a f**king idiot.
Person 1:I`m right tho
Person 2:I will f**king throw you off a cliff

Charles Calvin by SofiaBandita September 2, 2020

calvin and hobbes 

The most kickass comic series ever written! Bill Watterson is my home dog!

Calvin:Mom's not feeling well, so I'm going to make her a get well card.
Hobbes:That's thoughtful of you
Calvin:See, on the front it says 'Get well soon, and on the inside it says because my bed isn't made, my clothes need to be put away, and I'm hungry. Love Calvin.' Want to sign it?
Hobbes:Sure, I'm hungry too.

calvin and hobbes by speakthetruthandonlythetruth August 14, 2005

calvin and hobbes 

The last throwback to the days of Little Nemo... the artsiest of the artsy... quite simply the greatest comic of the last twenty-five years.

calvin and hobbes by Brian X July 1, 2003

Calvin and Hobbes 

Kickass monster fixated, transmorgifier time travel machine, boy and imaginary tuna-loving tiger adventures with most excellent art from Bill Waterson's brain.

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocketship underpants don't help."
-Calvin

Calvin and Hobbes by dj_monged September 2, 2004

calvin and hobbes 

Best comic strip ever drawn. A masterpiece.

Today I read a calvin and hobbes comic.

calvin and hobbes by Cam October 19, 2003