kalpa
A kalpa is a time unit and the term comes from hindi. A kalpa measures 4.32 billion years and is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records as the longest time unit in use.
kalpa by rincewind3 February 2, 2010
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kalpa
a loose moose.
Kalpa Balls
To start off, Kalpa is a very small Indian with the smallest balls you can ever imagine. The term Kalpa Balls used when need to give someone a dare they absolutely can't deny.
Person 1: Dude I dare you to run down the hallway with your pants pulled down
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
Person 2: Why the hell would i do that?
Person 1: Because if you dont you have Kalpa Balls.
Person 2: You son of a bitch
Kalpa Balls by yayeet1911 May 7, 2020
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