Located a few miles from I-70 in southwestern Pennsylvania in California, PA is the great campus of CalUofPA. With one stop light, one gas station, a few dive bars and zero fast food restaurants, the town is quite boring. That is why many of us students have come to binge drink every day that ends in "y". Not many people come here because they want a "good education", if that were the case they would be at Pitt. We come to Cal to get a good looking degree and drink enough that everyone is good looking. So if you are looking to visit Cal, or are attending in the fall, cheers. We shall see you soon.
by Dick Lebro June 2, 2010
Welcome to Cal U of PA. Our college is located a few minutes off of I-70 and is basically a mile long. Yeah, there may be one gas station, one stop light, and no fast food, but we know our way around a good time and always have a drink in both hands. Worried about finding a place to park? Don't worry! With our broken down $20 million parking garage that is not accessible, you can find a good spot down in the river lot, don't forget to bring some popcorn because you'll be stuck at the train tracks for a solid 15-20 minutes. Just another excuse for us to be late to class. Looking for good eats? Had a stressful week? Don't worry, with our thirsty thursdays you'll be lucky to find yourself at the same damn party every week. Located in the middle of nowhere and looking for a nice place to hike? Well today is your lucky day because the only place to hike here is from Qwik Fil down to good old Todd's. Here at Cal U we get fantastic education and even though we are a small school that people constantly ask why we live in PA if we go to school the whole way in California, you'll always find us gathering in a giant circle with our arms around each other singing the great Wagon Wheel and tossing back a can of Natty Light because let's face it, that's really all we can afford. So cheers to another semester, because no matter if you transfer or graduate, us rat bastards always find our way back to the old town of California, Pennsylvania.
by Anonymous16247 February 24, 2019
The most common name for California University of Pennsylvania, Cal U is a school of about 6000 students located in a town of the same name. It is located in an old steel producing town that is outside of but easily accessible from suburban Pittsburgh. Cal U is often ridiculed because at one point it was seen as admitting people to easily. However, this communter school isn't so bad anymore. In sports, the school won a pair of D-II softball championships in 1997 and 1998 and a women's basketball crown in 2003.
Cal U is good enough.
by Tit For Twat January 19, 2007