A mistype of the word called, which is rudely pointed out by someone. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
Me: "I have a disease, it's callex swiggty swag"
YOU KNOW WHO: "Callex? What the hell is that?"
Me: "I JUST HAVE A NEWPHONE OKAY"
YOU KNOW WHO: "SORRY I JUST DONT KNOW WHAT CALLEX IS"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'