Calmest 

Not showing ang feelings or feeling any nervousness, anger or some strong emotions.

Because not everyone can keep such face that's what makes calmest people the best.

After all, he's the calmest nigga I know.

Calmest by TsoBathong👞 February 20, 2021

Calesta 

She's seriously the most amazing girl ever. She's gorgeous, funny, sweet, and just plain awesome. She doesn't really see her self the way other people do. She feels like she's letting everyone down, for no good reason at all. She has alot of friends, but only a few know the real her. She doesn't need drugs to have fun. All the guys want her. She doesn't have the best life at home, but she doesn't let that get her down. She always has fun. Everyone wants to be with her 24/7. Sometimes she doubts her self, but everyone else can see just how amazing she really is. Everyone instantly wants to be her best friend, the second they meet her. She feels conceited when she thinks good things about her self. She has a lot of self respect. Her hobbies include: Riding horses, Singing, and playing the Guitar. Her nickname is usually Cleo.

Wow, Calesta, thats an awesome name.

She's fucking gorgeous.

Dayum! That Cleo girls fine!

I totally wanna BONE her.
:D

Bitch, she's MY best friend!

Calesta by TheQueenOfHearts June 2, 2009

calmist 

The opposite of a terrorist but just as annoying.

That Canadian calmist! Why does he have to be so nice.

calmist by bbs2tcra April 26, 2015

erectile calestetics 

See: Jerking off, walking the dog, flogging the dolphin, whackin' it, spankin' the monkey, wanking off, beatin' the meat, beat the pud, get your chili whacked, hand job, masturbate, lubing the shaft, choke the chicken, bash the bishop, slap the salami, stroke the trouser snake, doin' it with Palmala Handerson, Rosie Palms, grow some hair on your hands, lather the lolly, etc.

He went to practice his erectile calestetics.

erectile calestetics by Geno March 24, 2003

Jeanne Calment 

The oldest verified human to have ever lived, reaching the age of 122 years and 164 days.

Tim: Wow, your grandmother is 105?
Suzy: Yeah, she’s so healthy too, I bet she can be the next Jeanne Calment.
Tim: Who now?
Suzy: Only the oldest human to ever exist, that 90% of population don’t know.

Jeanne Calment by BillyBobJoe20 December 27, 2020

Calmes

A girl that is very kinky.
Does crude things on weekends.
Gets her "freak on"

DAMN! you see that slut last weekend? WHAT A CALMES!

Calmes by Alex Gordon November 8, 2004

CalmestTomcat76 

he is not a cat, and he is not calm. he had a coffee addiction and cant sleep at night.
he's pretty good at video games though.

CalmestTomcat76 spent 5 hours on destiny to get a gun, and he regrets all of his life choices.

CalmestTomcat76 by CalmestTomcat76 November 22, 2021