call me carson 

A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.

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call me carson by svdbiolbzj October 11, 2019

Callmecarson 

Uh oh stinky poop

ha ha funny callmecarson stinky poopy ha ha

Callmecarson by uh oh stinky September 25, 2019

The callmecarson effect 

Calling someone a pedophile when they date someone whos one year younger than them.

Callmecarson dated a 17 year old when he was 19. People labed him a pedophile. Now everyone on Twitter calls a one year age gap pedophilia
This is The callmecarson effect

The callmecarson effect by Blackknight666 February 14, 2021

CallMeCarson 

Bandkids' Idle

hey bro do you use reddit? do you watch callmecarson? oof you don't? downdooted!

CallMeCarson by SonicLover8000 October 22, 2020

callmecarson 

😬

guy who doesn't know: "callmecarson"
guy who knows: 😬

callmecarson by Your Pseudonym (laugh) February 26, 2021

CallMeCarson 

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.

Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.

CallMeCarson by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

CallMeCarson 

The only man to Reject the thicc queen Mia Malkova

Guy 1: Man, I love Mia Malkova, what man would reject that
Guy 2: oh, CallMeCarson
Guy 1: Who?
Guy 2: The Only man to Reject her
Guy 1: Hes probably Gay
Guy 2: Nah man, he straight as the word, he just prefers them thicc anime thighs

CallMeCarson by The True Coffee Cat January 25, 2020