OneZapPomegranite's definitions

CallMeCarson

A young man who was unfairly targeted by the Karen's of the internet because he committed what they think is the worst crime ever, liking a cute 17 year old at 19 or 20.

Guy : I'm gonna watch CallMeCarson, he's cool.
Girl : Yeah, sounds good.

Triggered SJW : Uh, no. He is a pedophile. He is as bad as Jeffrey Epstein.
Guy/Girl (based) : You are wrong. He is cool and did nothing wrong.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021

Mini Ladd

Someone who actually did nothing wrong because he was 19 or 20 and sexted a 17 year old. He isnt a pedophile because they were both fully post pubescent.

Mini Ladd got a cute 17 year old when he was like 20, but the SJWs hate him for it.

by OneZapPomegranite October 13, 2021