Calirican(s) are known to have Puerto Rican heritage and live in California. They are immersed in the West Coast "cool and chill" mentality, but never lose their flavor. They embrace their culture, the music, and don't forget the food of Puerto Rico which is damn tasty. Despite being across the country from the mainland, Caliricans are in love with Puerto Rican history and cultura. That's right.
So I'm a "Calirican " You know, a Puerto Rican but really.. I'm from California. Tu sabes! We 're all about chillin' but we hustle mami all at the same time.
A person of Puerto Rican discent, born in California. Most of them have never been to the Island though, but pretend to know everything there is to know about their heritage. Caliricans also hate being mistaken for Mexicans.
Martinez is such a Calirican! I told him to go back to Mexico, but he gotpissed and treatened to put a cap in my ass. I told him to shut his pie hole and get his US citizenship.
Caliricans are a rare species of puerto ricans. They are known for there veary large penises. Unlike fenskers enjoy the opposite sex. This type is also the most dangerous kind beacuse of racial mix with the Mexican gangs in california.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.