Cauterize 

A kick ass punk rock band from Canada. No longer together, sadly. They have released 4 albums, all which kick ass, under the name Cauterize and two under the name T.O.E. Their music has appeared in the game 1080 Avalanche and the movie Eurotrip.

Their singles include:
Something Beautiful
Killing Me
Choke
Closer
Minor Key Symphony

Other badass songs include:
Waking To The Sun
Porcelain (A beautiful power ballad)
Shooting Stars
Miracles or Medicine

It's also worth noting that this band is CRIMANALLY underrated, and is up to par, and even better in some aspects, than mainstream punk bands such as Rise Against and Against Me!, anybody who enjoys the genre of music owes it to themselves to check Cauterize out.

Punk fan 1: Hey, isn't Rise Against a great band?
Punk fan 2: Yeah, but I think Cauterize is way better
Punk fan 1: Who the hell is Cauterize?
Punk fan 2: *Gives punk fan 1 a Cauterize CD*
Punk fan 1: Holy shit this is amazing! *Chucks Rise Against CD out the window*

*They both begin headbanging and moshing*

Cauterize by thatguywiththecurlyhair July 31, 2009

Cauterize 

To make eye contact with her.

Yup, I kept staring her way till I finally cauterize.

Cauterize by Im_bonafide June 21, 2011

cauterize the phonebook

To remove the names of people from your phonebook that you no longer want to have the urge to call or text. Particularly those people who were the reciever of previous romantic advances or friends who have become "yucky" in some way or another. Can also be used to refer to regular clearing of business dead ends or ex-clients info.

person one: So hows the new unattached life going?

person two: After the first year, I needed to cauterize the phonebook in my berry, I think I was chasing too many possibilities. I keep texting old failed attempts. I need to chill out and focus on my own life.

cauterize the phonebook by Motorblade January 24, 2010

calderize 

to leer at large breasted women in a creepy way from a close proximity

steve often calderizes girls at bars

calderize by Steven Calder February 19, 2006

Coasterizer 

When a basketball player is going coast-to-coast and dunks on someone on the other team for an easy bucket

Did you see John Wall's coasterizer last night? He destroyed Deandre Jordan.

Coasterizer by AnalPenetration March 8, 2015

Casperize 

Verb-
from Casper the Friendly Ghost-
To make something easy to understand and comfortable(i.e., transparent and friendly) that would otherwise be difficult and scary.

Making General Relativity easy to understand by dressing up like Einstein and providing very simple and tangible examples. "I wish someone could Casperize calculus for me; I have some kind of mental block against understanding it".

Casperize by KenKT March 10, 2009

cuterie 

cuter-ie

when you call someone cutie, but they say you’re cuter: cuterie

“you’re such a cutie”
“aw no you’re cuterie”

cuterie by allyt12 August 19, 2019