calambity 

Refers to da humiliating shocker dat occurred when Mary's small fuzzy ovine-friend decided to come out of hiding under her school-desk and patteringly follow her up to da blackboard.

Having her lamb innocently reveal itself in front of da entire class was indeed embarrassing to Mary, but fortunately her teacher was a good-natured sort who took said minor mishap in stride and even laughed heartily about it, and so da incident was much less of a calambity than it might have been.

calambity by QuacksO May 28, 2021

CalamityPrison 

A 40 Year old Male that ventures Discord and Roblox to acquire the Nudes of Every female he comes across.

A CalamityPrison contacted my sister yesterday.

CalamityPrison by Daddy Kandy February 14, 2018

Calamity 

1.) An event which is a complete catastrophe/disaster, like your life
2.) A mod on Terraria

Person 1: Did you hear about the calamity yesterday?
Person 2: Yeah, it's a great Terraria mod
Person 1: Stop playing Terraria you dipshit, people literally died!
Person 2: Oof

Calamity by FemboysAreBest October 4, 2020

Calamity Mod 

Calamity Mod is a Terraria mod that adds 31 bosses (Including Mini Bosses and Super Bosses.), it also adds:
near 800 items (as of now)
29 debuffs (as of now)
27 buffs (as of now)

Terraria mods are loaded in by using TModLoader, if you were wondering.

Guy 1: "I have calamity mod."
Guy 2: "So do I!"

Calamity Mod by JamezWebResearch November 12, 2018

Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas - final boss of Terraria calamity mod and hardest one.
To spawn you will use Eye of Extinction (craft: Eye of Desolation x1, Auric Tesla Bar x5)
When you spawn her you should be praying....

Good player: I finaly complete Supreme Calamitas
Newbie: WHAT?!?! But its unreal

Supreme Calamitas by ABYS5ECHO April 13, 2020

Supreme Calamitas

Supreme Calamitas is a bullethell superboss from the Calamity Mod from Terraria,it is the hardest boss as of now.
Each of her bullethell phases take only 15 seconds. Also she cannot be butchered and if you use a weapon that deals more than 10% of her hp she will only drop potions without the rest of the loot forcing you to do it legit.(in older versions if you got hit 10 times you would die no mather what was your hp)

Guy 1: Yo dude i just beat Supreme Calamitas,it was extremly hard.
Guy 2: I know bro shes crazy!

Supreme Calamitas by dontlagswitchkids September 25, 2019

Down Calamitous 

This is the ABSOLUTE horniest and desperate a person can get, even surpassing the likes of Down Cataclysmic and Down Catastrophic. You get so horny, that you do the most questionable shit. And you don't even get hit with post nut clarity because that's how down bad you are. You will do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING for dick / pussy. Basically, your dignity is no more.

Jason: "So yeah, I booked a 36 hour flight halfway around the world for a fivesome with these four homeless girls. The plane is really old, and in worsening condition, and there is a lot of murder and violence in their country, but I just want to stick my dick into some pussy. I haven't had that in months. I was tired of waiting, so I jerked off to their voices."

epic135: "What the fuck, you are beyond down cataclysmic" *Proceeds to go to urban dictionary and create a definition for "Down Calamitous"*

Down Calamitous by epic135 October 19, 2021