calamaris Share definition Flag The improper plural form of the word calamari. This is used primary by the French-Lebanese man unfamiliar with the English language. Improper - Calamaris are yummy! Proper - Calamari is yummy! calamaris by MR May 7, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the calamaris mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch